Monday, 28 June 2004
Sunday, 27 June 2004
I'll name that film in one ...
Empire Magazine are doing their 2nd annual movie quote quiz:
Three sets of 30 question: easy, moderate and hard. See how may you can get correct - you can record your score in the comments below.
And remember - cheats never prosper. So no looking the answers up on the Internet.
Son of Quote Quiz @ Empire Online
Three sets of 30 question: easy, moderate and hard. See how may you can get correct - you can record your score in the comments below.
And remember - cheats never prosper. So no looking the answers up on the Internet.
Son of Quote Quiz @ Empire Online
Friday, 11 June 2004
Thursday, 10 June 2004
Accrue metritorous vernacular eloquence?
Or you could increase you word power. Visit Dictionary.com's Word of the Day site below to learn a new word today...and tomorrow...and the day after...and the day after that...
Who knows, it might win you a pint in the pub quiz some time.
Word of the Day
Who knows, it might win you a pint in the pub quiz some time.
Word of the Day
Sunday, 6 June 2004
I told you I was ill!
This is what the late comedian Spike Milligan wanted on his grave stone.
Unfortunately the local parish where his grave was situated didn't share his sense of humour and objections were raised.
His estate managed to solve this problem by having the quote written in Welsh.
Clever.
So everyone after three ... 1 ... 2 ... 3 ...
"Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite!"
Unfortunately the local parish where his grave was situated didn't share his sense of humour and objections were raised.
His estate managed to solve this problem by having the quote written in Welsh.
Clever.
So everyone after three ... 1 ... 2 ... 3 ...
"Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite!"
Is there anybody there?
Oh Er, your Honour!
Two young men were arrested for doing unmentionable things together in a public place.
The traditionally conservative judge was disgusted by their actions and fined them to the full extent of his power.
In his closing statements he said "I hope that the two of you are fully appreciative of the contempt that this court hold your actions in and will reform your ways. Now, both of you go away and pull yourselves together"
Joke courtesy of John Humphrys
The traditionally conservative judge was disgusted by their actions and fined them to the full extent of his power.
In his closing statements he said "I hope that the two of you are fully appreciative of the contempt that this court hold your actions in and will reform your ways. Now, both of you go away and pull yourselves together"
Joke courtesy of John Humphrys
Tuesday, 1 June 2004
WARNING! It's catching!
As you may, or may not have noticed (you know who you are), I've added a link to the right-hand column for my mate Bri's own Blog (he of the running fame).
Check it out. Now. GO! But make sure you come back...
Mark
Note: the owner of this Blog accepts no responsibility for the contents or quality of the blogs of others.
Check it out. Now. GO! But make sure you come back...
Mark
Note: the owner of this Blog accepts no responsibility for the contents or quality of the blogs of others.
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